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VIRGINIA Jun. 11th, 2009 @ 09:17 am
I AM HERE IN

Apr. 22nd, 2009 @ 10:48 am
For someone who is supposed to be so laid back, it's really hard for me to relax in most situations. Just ask my jaw, so fucking tense all the time now adays. I hope school ending fixes that.

Mar. 11th, 2009 @ 07:56 pm
"Apparently, I just needed to trump freely."



trump means fart.


Mar. 10th, 2009 @ 12:50 pm
MY GIRLFRIEND IS HERE! SHE IS ATTRACTIVE AND SMART AND MAKES ME TYPE IN CAPSLOCK.


Feb. 2nd, 2009 @ 07:54 pm
FROM TOVE! NOW EDITED TO SPELL THINGS WITHOUT THE UNNESSARY U IN THEM.

Rules:

a. People who have been tagged must write their
answers on their blog and replace any question that they dislike with a
new, original question.
b. Tag eight people. Don't refuse to do that. Don't tag who tagged you.
c. Rules and questions must be read (or shouted) out loud in a stereotypical Russian accent.



1. Where did your LJ handle come from?
Yeah, my lj is ancient. 8th grade mother fuckers. In 7th grade I started using IRC to chat with older men. For reals. Only it wasn't creepy because they didn't try to get into my pants. I PROMISE. BUT THEN! I got bored of using kingyama as my irc handle, so I switched to invisiman, then I made an lj and that's that. (it may have been inspired from the terrible, terrible and lovely show Invisimble Man on Sci Fi. Maybe.)

2. If you could live in any book, which would it be?
SIN CITY FOR THE LADIES. MARVEL UNIVERSE FOR THE SUPER HEROS ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND BASICALLY ANYTHING WRITTEN ABOUT MAGIC. I'm kinda like a looser for that.

3. What is your favorite instrument?
 My favorite instrument is anything that makes me feel bad ass at the moment.

4. What are you currently reading?
THE QUESTION. BA-DA-CHINK!

A book called.... whatever it's called. It's really slow and the last in a trilogy that was really great up until this half way point of this book. Sooooo, I'm not really reading it.


5. Do you need music to study/write?
No, I don't need it. But I find it's useful from time to time!


6. Of all the people in your life, who is the one person you've you lost touch with that you wish you hadn't?
Shit. Uh. I don't think I've had that many friends? OH. Alli Timmins. Love that girl (when she's thinks I"m cool), even though she doesn't seem to understand shit about me, but we have a good time talking when she feels like responding to what I got to say.

7. What is the ugliest body part?
.....ugly people? burn? maybe? I really can't say that there are ugly body parts.

8. Have you ever had sex out of bed?
yes. Yes I have.

9. What is your least favorite color and why?
Cream color.

10. What was the last thing you ate today?
Pizza! Frozen pizza.

11. What is your favorite color?
Green, sooths me quite a bit.


12. How much money do you think you are worth?
Several? Hell if I know, depends on the market, but really, not much. I'm not a girl.

13. What's your favorite food?
That's way too limiting. Sushi? Steak? SUSHI STEAK IS ALSO GOOD.

14. Which languages do you wish you spoke?
japanese

15. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Anytime someone continuously doens't criticle think about anything.

16. Do you have a birthmark?
Nope! I was born with one, but it's gone! Wait. Didn't I find it a little while ago? Oh man I have such a bad memory.

17. Who was your childhood idol?
BENJAMEN FRANKLIN. THE DUDE IS A BAD ASS.

18. Where would you like your next holiday to be?
Virginia

19. What's your favorite non-food-related smell?
....rebecca.

20. Tell me something you love about the person who tagged you.
TOVE IS SO SMART AND CUTE AND STUFF. SHE SHOULD BE THE QUEEN OF SWEDEN TO WIN ALL OUR HEARTS. IF SHE WOULD DECLAIR WAR ON SARAH PALIN THEN, WELL, I MIGHT HAVE TO IMIGRATE TO SWEDEN JUST TO BE ALL "YAY TOVE! FOR GOING AFTER PALIN!" OR SOMETHING.





I'm not going to tag anyone, because two people read this, one was tagged by tove, and the other, is, well, the person who gave this to me, tove.
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"The first five people to respond to this post will get something made by me.

This offer does have some restrictions and limitations:
- I make no guarantees that you will like what I make!
- What I create will be just for you.
- It'll be done SOON.
-
You have no clue what it's going to be. I may bake you something and
mail it to you. I might sew or draw something. I might paint something.




I expect like two people to reply to this.

Jan. 29th, 2009 @ 01:05 am
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really, all I want to say to him is "hey dumbass, stop being a dumbass"

Dec. 22nd, 2008 @ 08:53 am
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MY question is really simple, when the hell does he have the time to do this stupid shit? For god's sake I barely have enough time.

Dec. 22nd, 2008 @ 06:29 am
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One little compliment can make you feel amazing. So give me a
compliment, anything in the entire world, even that my shoelaces are
pretty. Put this in your journal. And once you get some comments, put
that entry in a memory or tag and when you are feeling down, just go to
that entry and this will remind that you're not so bad in other
people's eyes after all.




GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! STOLENED FROM TOVE AND OR REBECCAS.

Dec. 2nd, 2008 @ 12:55 am
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OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA.

Nov. 4th, 2008 @ 11:10 pm
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I'm basically just trying out my new livejournal thing from firefox. It's pretty bitchin'.

Oct. 17th, 2008 @ 03:11 am
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FILL AND ANSWER YO.

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
27) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
30) Do you swear a lot?
31) Biggest pet peeve?
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
34) Favourite and least favourite food?
35) Do you believe in God?
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
Sep. 22nd, 2008 @ 01:22 am
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So, my jeep. Is not worth fixing anymore. It's gonna be replaced soonish. Fun times.
Jul. 15th, 2008 @ 04:22 pm
» LITTLE KNOWN FACTS!!!
ala rebecca! I have no idea how to do that lj link thing.


POINT!

1. I have been bitten by a shark!
2. The majority of my first sexul acts were done IN ANOTHER COUNTRY
3. I've actauly gotten into physicly altercations with the majority of my friends growing up before I was friends with them!
4. I HATE EGG SALAD. ESPECIALY IN SANDWHICH FORM. I MEAN, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH PUTTING SOMETHING DISGUSTING ON SOMETHING THAT COULD BE AMAZING? LIKE TURKEY. OR HAM AND CHEESE WOULD BE BETTER. TONS BETTER.
5. I lost my viriginty when I was 17, though that wasn't really little known, but I am just poking fun at rebecca here.
6. I didn't start drinking until two weeks before my 21st birthday.
7. I have an INCREDIBLE memory for stories.
8. my parents have 7 cats.
9. i've been to eygpt 9 times.
10. I want to raise a little girl at some point in my life, and I'll be crushed if I find out at any point I'm unable.
11. I'm afraid of snakes.


THREE OF THESE ARE LIES. GUESS WHICH ONES.
Apr. 16th, 2008 @ 05:46 am
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I'm late.




I think I'm preggers.





ABORT ABORT ABORT!
Apr. 12th, 2008 @ 12:54 am
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Next time you watch TV, watch people's mouths move. Specificly, watch thier tounges in the mouth.
Apr. 10th, 2008 @ 04:11 pm
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When I was working at Pizza Hut as a driver, there was a girl there, who had an amazing body, and  a pretty cute face, but wore too much makeup and frankly, was a weeaboo. So she was kinda annoying. in fact, she had a crush on me, it was kinda hard to work out what was going on for a while, and I eventauly got really annoyed at her after a while of her following me around the shop. So, when ever she'd creep up on me with out me noticeing, I'd turn to her when i noticed her presence and say to her "A little sexual frusteration."




I found that very releaveing because she just didn't understand waht I was saying exactly. Mostly, it was just the first line from a song that got stuck in my head at the time.
Mar. 22nd, 2008 @ 05:08 am
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Why do I feel like my friends are friends out of habit? And when did I stop being able to understand them?
Mar. 15th, 2008 @ 05:03 am
» RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Despite any evidence to the contrary, I think I finaly know what I want to be when I grow up.


I wanna be a bear. RAR!!!!!



Damn my parents for being human! You'll see, I'll find a way to be a bear. RARRRR!
Oct. 18th, 2007 @ 04:59 am
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Name nine things!


GO!
Oct. 15th, 2007 @ 08:27 am

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